La noche del Virgen

Um filme extremamente nojento, mas eu não teria problemas com isso, já vi muitas coisas (e aqueles que viram alguns filmes de estúdio Troma e algumas perversões japonesas mal podem ficar chocados). O problema é que a nojeira é praticamente serve a si própria e este é exatamente o tipo de filme que idealmente deveria ter menos de 80 minutos. Com duas horas de duração, o resultado é um aborrecimento terrivelmente lento e desnecessariamente prolongado, que não tem quase suficiente enredo, humor, ou mesmo as cenas nojentas para justificar as duas horas inteiras. Em vez de uma diversão leve exagerada, é um tédio terrível, e o tema até parecia tão promissor. (14/12/2017)

Well, I don't know, for the Spaniards it's quite unusually dirty and bizarre, but I can't say that I was entertained for the whole two hours. It's quite funny at the beginning, there are a few jokes, but it's quite boring to watch it until the end. It's not much about gore, it's more about vomit and shit, which I don't find very satisfying, but I definitely won't forget the male childbirth. Maybe if the director had cut the running time by half an hour and focused more on the gore than the feces I would have been more satisfied. 60%. (14/12/2017)

I’m a little inclined to rate it better, because it’s a somewhat uniquely weird and bizarre experience, but also inclined to rate it worse, because it is a crude and self-serving twaddle through and through. In the end, I think I’ll leave it at a safe three stars. I had fun at times, I was bored at times, and other times I thought that it was too much, that it’s already beyond the boundaries of what would bring me any satisfaction as viewer. And mainly, for God’s sake, a film like this should not be two hours long! (15/12/2017)