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Picking up where Tobe Hooper’s 1974 horror classic left off in Newt, Texas, where for decades people went missing without a trace. The townspeople long suspected the Sawyer family, owners of a local barbeque pit, were somehow responsible. Their suspicions were finally confirmed one hot summer day when a young woman escaped the Sawyer house following the brutal murders of her four friends. Word around the small town quickly spread, and a vigilante mob of enraged locals surrounded the Sawyer stronghold, burning it to the ground and killing every last member of the family – or so they thought.
Decades later and hundreds of miles away from the original massacre, a young woman named Heather learns that she has inherited a Texas estate from a grandmother she never knew she had. After embarking on a road trip with friends to uncover her roots, she finds she is the sole owner of a lavish, isolated Victorian mansion. But her newfound wealth comes at a price as she stumbles upon a horror that awaits her in the mansion’s dank cellars... (texto oficial do distribuidor)

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POMO 

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português No outro dia, depois de ter acabado de ver o original de Hooper, fiquei extasiado por fazê-lo durar mais uma hora e meia. Eu queria montar nessa sinfonia de horror, sem parar para sempre. Massacre no Texas 3D segue o original exatamente nessa veia... exceto que mudou completamente o conceito tanto do clássico íntimo como dos remakes produzidos por Bay, que apelaram aos jovens espetadores de hoje com a sua ultra-brutalidade e atmosfera assombrada moderna. É o menos sangrento de todos, não é nada sombrio, Leatherface veste uma camisola roxa, e o conflito entre os aldeões locais e os restos da família Saw interfere com o enredo de uma forma que o espetador não precisa. A cena do carrossel foi uma surpresa e um deleite, e Alexandra Daddario é uma atriz interessante num slasher pela primeira vez em muito tempo, mas o resto é um erro de argumento e de direção que não aborrece, mas tudo o que nele acontece é errado no contexto da lenda do horror. ()

J*A*S*M 

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inglês This should never have happened. It’s such an incredibly stupid film (and by that I mean the whole thing, not just the temporary illogic behaviour of the characters that’s common in horror) that I think that not even those viewers who have no problem turning off their brains can appreciate it. Luessenhop should go to jail for raping Hooper’s classic, for life. This time, I’m rating subjectively downwards, I can’t help it, it’s been long since something pissed me off so much. ()

lamps 

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inglês One fine chase, the very fine boobs of Alexandra Daddario and an unbearable pile of screenwriting garbage and idiocy. It has pace and even atmosphere at times, but compared to the brilliant original, it doesn't feel even like a deliberately dumbed-down, fanmade product for today's youth (yeah, I wish it was deliberate). I want a depressing and minimalist sequel that will draw the protagonists into an unrelenting vortex of disgusting moral and physical decadence, not this moderate drivel... 30% ()

kaylin 

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inglês The movie Texas Chainsaw 3D gets 15% from me because of Alexandra Daddario, who has some of the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen, and here she shows quite a lot of them in one scene. Besides that, she's generally considered a hottie. Another 5% is for Scott Eastwood, whom I like because of his father's legacy, even though he mostly gets silly roles so far. Does this film scare? No way! ()