São Valentim Sangrento 3D

Uma peça televisiva que se afoga em brutalidade sangrenta e surpreendentemente pouco e sem imaginação usa efeitos 3D. Graças à preguiça do argumentista (que só consegue esconder a identidade do assassino), é provavelmente o filme de assassinato menos moderno em todo o lado. Que não estamos nos anos oitenta, mas no cinema contemporâneo só é revelado pelos «saltos altos» mais modernos nas pernas de uma loira nua e que em breve será acutilada. (24/04/2009)

"Bloody Valentine" has problems with the logic of some scenes, which ultimately also affects the punchline of the entire movie, which stumbles considerably at times. That's a shame. Maybe it would have benefited from fewer minutes and less effort to dazzle with interesting, not so traditional scenes that are, however, overly stretched. This inconsistency ultimately leads me to give it a 50%. (25/02/2014)

Schematic and average slasher without any spark or ideas. Fortunately, the angry miner is a fairly charismatic character and whenever he and his pickaxe enter the scene, the viewer’s mood gauge moves from I’m-bored to I’m-entertained, but those moments are brief. And when the film tries to surprise with the oldest and most clichéd stuff you can imagine, all with a very serious face, you wonder whether the screenwriter hadn’t been sleeping for the last twenty years. And yet, My Bloody Valentine is a little bit better than the sterile remake of Friday the 13th. (28/04/2009)